i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I have demons in me.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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