Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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