Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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