i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
