Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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