her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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