she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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