You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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