Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think I won the penis lottery.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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