I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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