I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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