White coat. Heels.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Come on in and take your pants off
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