Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
