I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Boobs are out for the taking
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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