Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I want her autograph on my taint
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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