So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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