I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize