They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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