He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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