so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
ok first of all what the fuck
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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