But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Randomize
