oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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