He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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