Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
