The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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