i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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