If i come over, it means nothing
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Randomize
