Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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