the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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