Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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