I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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