if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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