Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Randomize