i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Randomize
