dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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