Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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