I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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