North Korea, Best Korea!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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