Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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