Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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