my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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