I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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