She announced her abortion via fbk
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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