my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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