He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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