i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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