I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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