He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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