Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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