people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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