There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I love you. Go after that dick
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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